Hello, Bride-to-be here, thanks for checking out our ridiculous wedding website. Here you should be able to find all of the important bits of information you might need regarding our nuptials; like, for example, when the hell it is, where the hell it is, who the hell we are, what role will our many animals play…like I said, the important bits.

This website will continue to evolve as our engagement progresses. Soon there will be engagement photos, an announcement of our wedding party (and more about who the hell they are), registry details, etc.

But for now, please enjoy a few photos from our engagement and the years before Justin put a ring on it.

Thank you kindly,

NM